I’d like to thank a dear, talented artist friend for inspiring this one. (I’d name names, but I’d also like to live to see the New Year.)

Have yourself a little more dichroic
(Apologies to “Have yourself a merry little Christmas”)

Have yourself a little more dichroic
Fling the bling around
From now on
your glass sales will be out of town

Stick some glitter on a simple pendant
On a plate or bowl
That’s just what
It takes to mark the darn thing “sold”

Here we thought that the money came
From making a name
in art
Seems instead people just want glitz
They don’t care if it’s
just schlock

Through the years, you’ll sell a piece or five, dear
That will make you proud
Until then you’ll
Have to sell it to the crowd

So have yourself a little more dichroic now