William the squirrel

>William the squirrel
3 07, 2019

Squirrels, berries, movie stars, and a bunch of cigars

2019-07-06T10:22:48-07:00

  Squirrels apparently have a lot in common with rabbits: Willow is caring for her SECOND litter right now. For those keeping score, that's one mamma birthing TWO litters of Eastern Greys in six months. At this rate, we are going to run out of cigars. The Resident Carpenter's office is gonna look like a squirrel restaurant. In the meantime, [...]

Squirrels, berries, movie stars, and a bunch of cigars2019-07-06T10:22:48-07:00
29 05, 2019

Pass me that cigar! (Willow’s a mamma!!)

2019-05-29T12:07:53-07:00

Let's say you've raised a squirrel from a tiny baby, released her to your backyard wilderness and multiple boyfriends, but she still comes inside to play/eat/cuddle. One day you notice she's gotten really fat and cranky, and has these giant nipply things on her belly. You think "maybe she's pregnant!!!!!!!" but awhile later, the nipply things reduce and she's not [...]

Pass me that cigar! (Willow’s a mamma!!)2019-05-29T12:07:53-07:00
27 05, 2019

Memorial musings

2019-05-27T16:19:18-07:00

Willow probably isn't pregnant but has eaten rather too many potato chips... I'm gazing out on the fading rhododendrons and azaleas, the dogwood blossoms and iris, the lush banks of strawberries, the burgeoning berry vines and bushes (not kidding, the blueberry count will hit the THOUSANDS this summer unless the birds get there first, and we're going to [...]

Memorial musings2019-05-27T16:19:18-07:00
21 05, 2019

Willow vs. cats

2019-05-22T10:14:37-07:00

Nathan and Willow, enjoying a chip snack together. There's an old Gary Cooper movie, High Noon, where this dude tries to retire from gunslinging but--like every other western and samurai movie ever made--discovers he has one last annoying guy to shoot. They wind up in a lunchtime faceoff on Main Street, firing away.* Just discovered that Willow and [...]

Willow vs. cats2019-05-22T10:14:37-07:00
13 11, 2018

Gender bent

2018-11-14T12:05:21-07:00

  The Resident Carpenter tried to break it to me gently. "William has a vagina," he said. "Beg pardon?" "William," he tried again, "Is a girl squirrel. Not a boy." I gave him The Look. "Clearly, that is impossible." "You and I both massaged his little...appendage to help him go to the bathroom when he was a baby," I reminded [...]

Gender bent2018-11-14T12:05:21-07:00
17 10, 2018

William the Conqueror-squirrel comes a-fostering

2018-10-17T14:05:04-07:00

William the Conqueror-squirrel is now part of a household already enriched by Lola, Nikki, The Resident Carpenter, about a million saltwater denizens of the deep, assorted garden vegetables, and a number of wild critters living (only, I hope) in the backyard. This is the story of a squirrel orphan being rehabbed to the wilderness.

William the Conqueror-squirrel comes a-fostering2018-10-17T14:05:04-07:00